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Worst lyrics Ever

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:21 am
by EverydayItsTomorrow
How about posting what you think are the worst lyrics ever for a song

All start with what I think is the most insensitive lyrics

Sade-Pearls
(About a woman in Somalia)

she cries to the heaven above
there is a stone in my heart
she lives a life she didn't choose
and it hurts like brand-new shoes
and it hurts like brand-new shoes

Sade was wearing new Pradas and was inspired

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:23 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
Worst: Pick a Beatles song.
2nd worst: Hoobastank - The Reason.

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"To be an atheist requires strength of mind and goodness of heart found in not one of a thousand."
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
(1772-1834) English poet, critic, journalist, philosopher

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:11 am
by Panorama
[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Worst: Pick a Beatles song.
2nd worst: Hoobastank - The Reason.

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"To be an atheist requires strength of mind and goodness of heart found in not one of a thousand."
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
(1772-1834) English poet, critic, journalist, philosopher
[/quote]Well I've got 68 Beatles songs in my iTunes library... and I like Hoobastank - The Reason.

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:58 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by Panorama[/i]

Well I've got 68 Beatles songs in my iTunes library... and I like Hoobastank - The Reason.

[/quote]

That's fascinating Dan but did you have an answer to the question? [:D]



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"To be an atheist requires strength of mind and goodness of heart found in not one of a thousand."
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
(1772-1834) English poet, critic, journalist, philosopher

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 11:32 am
by Peter Venkman
When I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought of:

"Shake up the picture,
The lizard mixture"

I don't see how you can get any worse.

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[i]"I could join a pray-peace group;
Explain it all away,
'Cause groups can change the world
And meet Ms. Fjord and Benny."[/i]--The Fall, "2nd Dark Age"</font>

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 11:46 am
by hutter
[quote][i]Originally posted by Peter Venkman[/i]
I don't see how you can get any worse.
[/quote]
Here's how...

(You're) Having My Baby

Sung by: Paul Anka with Odia Coates
Written by: Paul Anka

PAUL: Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes, I'm happy you know it....

BOTH: That you're havin' my baby
PAUL: You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
BOTH: Havin' my baby
PAUL: You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya

PAUL: The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it? That you're....

BOTH: Havin' my baby

ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me

PAUL: Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it

BOTH: And you're havin' my baby

ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me

PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 11:52 am
by Peter Venkman
I think Sting is the worst lyricist of all time.

"And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me"

I hate the Police and everything they stand for.

<font size=1 color=#006666>
[i]"I could join a pray-peace group;
Explain it all away,
'Cause groups can change the world
And meet Ms. Fjord and Benny."[/i]--The Fall, "2nd Dark Age"</font>

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 12:44 pm
by hutter
[quote][i]Originally posted by Peter Venkman[/i]
<br>I hate the Police and everything they stand for.
[/quote]
So, what DO they stand for? (besides tantric sex)

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 1:44 pm
by Spit
When I saw this I thought of the Gilbert O'Sullivan song "Ooh Wakka Doo Wakka Day . [:D]

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:11 pm
by EverydayItsTomorrow
Hutters' is the creepiest so far

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:10 am
by 2Nu
More Recently.. The Baja Men 'Who Let The Dogs Out'

Intro:
Who let the dogs out
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}

{woof, woof, woof, woof}

Verse:
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody havin' a ball{Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
I tell the fellas "­start the name callin'­" {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}

Rap 1:
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested mongrel!

Instrumental Chorus:
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}

Verse:
I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine{Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!"{Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}

Chant:
Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Rap # 2:

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
that Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they do¡­ah-ooooo(howl)

Chorus (5 X's ):
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out{woof, woof, woof, woof}

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Now THAT's a dog of a lyric if I ever saw one... "BARF!"[xx(]

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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:22 pm
by Peter Venkman
[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Peter Venkman[/i]
<br>I hate the Police and everything they stand for.
[/quote]
So, what DO they stand for? (besides tantric sex)
[/quote]

New age mush and bad personal hygeine. It's a personal flaw, but I can't abide people like Sting who don't bathe on a regular basis.

<font size=1 color=#006666>
[i]"I could join a pray-peace group;
Explain it all away,
'Cause groups can change the world
And meet Ms. Fjord and Benny."[/i]--The Fall, "2nd Dark Age"</font>

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:32 pm
by enzfan
How about Right Said Fred and "I'm Too Sexy" [xx(]

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:19 pm
by oneno
Phil Collins - Sussudio (barf)
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Theres this girl thats been on my mind
All the time, sussudio oh oh
Now she dont even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Sussudio oh oh

Oh if she called me Id be there
Id come running anywhere
Shes all I need, all my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio, just say the word
Oh sussudio

Now I know that Im too young
My love has just begun
Sussudio oh oh
Ooh give me a chance, give me a sign
Ill show her anytime
Sussudio oh oh

Ah, Ive just got to have her, have her now
Ive got to get closer but I dont know how
She makes me nervous and makes me scared
But I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio just say the word
Oh sussudio, oh

Ah, shes all I need all of my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio I just say the word
Oh sussudio I just say the word
Oh sussudio Ill say the word
Sussudio oh oh oh
Just say the word

Now if he was going to make up a word like,Sussudio
The least he could've done was make up a better one than that.

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PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 12:45 am
by plagiarism
From the woman's side, I present "Torn Between Two Lovers" by Mary MacGregory

There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt
Before I say another word let me tell you I love you
Let me hold you close and say these words as gently as I can

There's been another man that I've needed and I've loved
But that doesn't mean I love you less
And he knows you can't possess me and he knows he never will
There's just this empty place inside of me that only he can fill

CHORUS
Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules

You mustn't think you've failed me just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said, I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you

CHORUS

I couldn't really blame you if you turned and walked away
But with everything I feel inside, I'm asking you to stay

CHORUS