What's Your "Thank God I..." Story?

[MARV]

[i]I am simply perplexed beyond words.[/i]

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[i_like_lectric_motors]

Thank ME I'm immune to this crap.

[eight6]

I've got $500.00 that says each one of these fuckups suffer from Obama Deification Syndrome. Any takers?

[zill]

Thank God I slept with Jenny Maxwell in 10th grade instead of her twin sister Leah...she had herpes.

[Bitter Almonds]

<p align="justify">Fuck that blind, idiot, petty, tyrannical, steaming sack of shit of a God. Hahah.

Anyway, even if I believed in the fantasy of a God, one is supposed to accept these bad instances. However, "acceptance" is not the same fuckin' thing as "thanking." I [i]accept[/i] bad shit happens randomly all the time to good and bad people. I am [i]thankful[/i] bad shit didn't happen today to me[}:)]