Maid Etiquette

[zill]

...oh, never mind...

[schwenko]

is this a reference to the classic movie?

[Warzau]

I think it was a 80's movie staring B actors, with a swinging new wave soundtrack.

[schwenko]

[quote]Originally posted by zill
[br]...oh, never mind...
[/quote]

you have a maid[?]

[zill]

[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]
<br>[quote]Originally posted by zill
[br]...oh, never mind...
[/quote]

you have a maid[?]
[/quote]

Would it be so wrong to have a maid?

[wherewereuin82]

[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]
<br>[quote]Originally posted by zill
[br]...oh, never mind...
[/quote]

you have a maid[?]
[/quote]

Would it be so wrong to have a maid?
[/quote]

We'll need one. There's only so much I'll do, and, given zill's physical condition, we'll need someone to climb up and knock the coconuts out of the tree. I'm pretty sure zill likes upskirts so she'll serve both our purposes.

[coop41]

when 'accidentally" walking out of the shower on cleaning day, act surprised and say "oh my God, is today Thursday?" while standing erect as you clumsily grab a towel and shout 'lo siento!"

[schwenko]

[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]
<br>[quote]Originally posted by zill
[br]...oh, never mind...
[/quote]

you have a maid[?]
[/quote]

Would it be so wrong to have a maid?
[/quote]

nothing- just trying to figure out WTF this thread is about[8D]

if you do have a maid, please don't treat her like this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1314652/

[zill]

[/quote]
We'll need one. There's only so much I'll do, and, given zill's physical condition, we'll need someone to climb up and knock the coconuts out of the tree. I'm pretty sure zill likes upskirts so she'll serve both our purposes.
[/quote]

I know I should just let this go and not set myself up for further ridicule and abuse, but I can’t help myself. How foolish of me, I know I'll regret this.

For the record, I’m 6 feet tall and you can usually find me hovering between 182 and 187 pounds. I have a high-stress, bi-coastal job that requires constant travel back and forth across the continent and way too much wining and dining. I sleep 5-6 hours each night on average and usually don’t know what time zone I’m in. My age, combined with my mixed English/Irish/French ancestry and my work situation, means that I have to work pretty hard to maintain my weight and a 34 inch waist.

Working out not only addresses the weight issue, it also relieves stress and gives me the energy and stamina to keep going (not to mention the chance to plug into some new wave on my ipod!). Believe it or not, I do some of my best thinking during a workout. So I work out regularly and when I do, I work hard. I’m a man, and yes, I sweat. A lot. For many of my colleagues, “hitting the gym” means 10 minutes walking on the treadmill, a few minutes on the stationary cycle, a few bench presses, then off to the hot tub or sauna. I believe in good old fashioned hard work. The fit young hottie at the gym was invading my space, my time and my routine.

So, as much as I’d enjoy the upskirt with the maid, the real problem on the island would be getting me to just calm down, sit still, relax and enjoy the coconut juice, the tropical air and the company.

[wherewereuin82]

[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>[/quote]
We'll need one. There's only so much I'll do, and, given zill's physical condition, we'll need someone to climb up and knock the coconuts out of the tree. I'm pretty sure zill likes upskirts so she'll serve both our purposes.
[/quote]

I know I should just let this go and not set myself up for further ridicule and abuse, but I can’t help myself. How foolish of me, I know I'll regret this.

For the record, I’m 6 feet tall and you can usually find me hovering between 182 and 187 pounds. I have a high-stress, bi-coastal job that requires constant travel back and forth across the continent and way too much wining and dining. I sleep 5-6 hours each night on average and usually don’t know what time zone I’m in. My age, combined with my mixed English/Irish/French ancestry and my work situation, means that I have to work pretty hard to maintain my weight and a 34 inch waist.

Working out not only addresses the weight issue, it also relieves stress and gives me the energy and stamina to keep going (not to mention the chance to plug into some new wave on my ipod!). Believe it or not, I do some of my best thinking during a workout. So I work out regularly and when I do, I work hard. I’m a man, and yes, I sweat. A lot. For many of my colleagues, “hitting the gym” means 10 minutes walking on the treadmill, a few minutes on the stationary cycle, a few bench presses, then off to the hot tub or sauna. I believe in good old fashioned hard work. The fit young hottie at the gym was invading my space, my time and my routine.

So, as much as I’d enjoy the upskirt with the maid, the real problem on the island would be getting me to just calm down, sit still, relax and enjoy the coconut juice, the tropical air and the company.

[/quote]

[:)]

[Bitter Almonds]

[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]
<br>[quote]Originally posted by zill
[br]...oh, never mind...
[/quote]

you have a maid[?]
[/quote]

Would it be so wrong to have a maid?
[/quote]

nothing- just trying to figure out WTF this thread is about[8D]

if you do have a maid, please don't treat her like this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1314652/
[/quote]

<p align="justify">Hahaha. That's, like, two fetishes rolled into one movie[}:)]


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[Spectre General]

zill, have you been watching anime?

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What is love after all
but occasional steps
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