1. Acquire a few [i]objets d'art[/i].
2. Display them tastefully all around the house.
3. Use blue backlighting to add an aura of sophistication.
<a href="http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/22704/Star+Wars+Room.html">How could you possibly fail?</a>
(The link is perfectly safe.)
