Just replace the word "eyes" with the word "ass" and any song is better.
"Bette Davis Ass", "In Your Ass", "Ass Without A Face" ...etc.
Yes, I am really stoned right now but try it ... it works:
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How to improve any song with the word "eyes" in it
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How to improve any song with the word "eyes" in it
by i_like_lectric_motors » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:13 pm
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by Frau_Blucher » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:52 pm
Nice. I saw the same exercise with Heart and Ass somewhere. Classics were...
Now my ass is full by Morrissey
With a child's ass by Michael Jackson
and
I just died in your ass tonight by Cutting Crew
On topic, I'll go with Ass of a Stranger by Payolas
Now my ass is full by Morrissey
With a child's ass by Michael Jackson
and
I just died in your ass tonight by Cutting Crew
On topic, I'll go with Ass of a Stranger by Payolas
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by tiger_mn » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:09 pm
I like this.
Heaven in Your Ass - Loverboy
For Your Ass Only - Sheena Easton
We Close Our Ass - BSP
Splintered In Her Ass - The Cure
My favorite:
Magic In Your Ass - Alyssa Milano. I can only imagine.
Signed,
A perpetual 5th grader
Heaven in Your Ass - Loverboy
For Your Ass Only - Sheena Easton
We Close Our Ass - BSP
Splintered In Her Ass - The Cure
My favorite:
Magic In Your Ass - Alyssa Milano. I can only imagine.
Signed,
A perpetual 5th grader
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by i_like_lectric_motors » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:13 pm
[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
On topic, I'll go with Ass of a Stranger by Payolas
[/quote]
Awesome! I thought you'd go with:
Oh, you've got green ass
Oh, you've got blue ass
Oh, you've got grey ass
And I've never seen anyone quite like you before
No, I've never met anyone quite like you before [:D]
I just got texted this:
Your ass got me dreaming.
Your ass got me blind.
Your ass got me hoping
That I'll be holding you close tonight.
Aaah Aaah Ebony Ass!
On topic, I'll go with Ass of a Stranger by Payolas
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Awesome! I thought you'd go with:
Oh, you've got green ass
Oh, you've got blue ass
Oh, you've got grey ass
And I've never seen anyone quite like you before
No, I've never met anyone quite like you before [:D]
I just got texted this:
Your ass got me dreaming.
Your ass got me blind.
Your ass got me hoping
That I'll be holding you close tonight.
Aaah Aaah Ebony Ass!
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by TragicMagic » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:32 pm
No to mention
Blue Ass - Elton John
or
Behind Blue Ass - The Who (eewww.. Elton would have loved that)
There's a lot of blue ass's about.
TM
Blue Ass - Elton John
or
Behind Blue Ass - The Who (eewww.. Elton would have loved that)
There's a lot of blue ass's about.
TM
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by wherewereuin82 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:30 pm
This is cracking me up. I've got some too.
24 Gone - Straight In My Ass
Kate Bush - The Man With The Child In His Ass
Ian McCulloch - Close Your Ass
The Smiths - This Night Has Opened My Ass
24 Gone - Straight In My Ass
Kate Bush - The Man With The Child In His Ass
Ian McCulloch - Close Your Ass
The Smiths - This Night Has Opened My Ass
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by ghosty » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:06 pm
A friend and I used to replace certain words in songs by The Doors with the word "clown" for some reason.
Love my two clowns, baby.
Love my clowns today!
This is the clown. My only friend, the clown.
Break on through to the other clown.
I don't know. I guess it's funny if you're stoned.
"You can't say 'them'. You have to tell me which one of 'them'." - Lenny Bruce
Love my two clowns, baby.
Love my clowns today!
This is the clown. My only friend, the clown.
Break on through to the other clown.
I don't know. I guess it's funny if you're stoned.
"You can't say 'them'. You have to tell me which one of 'them'." - Lenny Bruce
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by NuWaveRx » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:31 pm
I'll bite
Depeche Mode--World in my Ass ("Let me show you the world in my ass...")
Jackson Browne--Doctor my Ass
Channel 5--For A Look in Your Ass
The Lover Speaks--I Close my Ass and count to Ten
Crosby, Stills, and Nash--Suite: Judy Blue Ass (Which I suppose Stephen Stills would know...)
The Eagles--Lyin' Ass ("There ain't no way to hide...")
Hall and Oates--Private Ass
Flamingos--I only have Ass for you
Depeche Mode--World in my Ass ("Let me show you the world in my ass...")
Jackson Browne--Doctor my Ass
Channel 5--For A Look in Your Ass
The Lover Speaks--I Close my Ass and count to Ten
Crosby, Stills, and Nash--Suite: Judy Blue Ass (Which I suppose Stephen Stills would know...)
The Eagles--Lyin' Ass ("There ain't no way to hide...")
Hall and Oates--Private Ass
Flamingos--I only have Ass for you
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by i_like_lectric_motors » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:57 pm
Some good ones listed!
First one that popped into my head this morning:
Tonight with me she'll be so exciting
I want her all for myself
Temptation ass looking through my-my-my soul
Temptation ass, you got to love me
Got to love me tonight
First one that popped into my head this morning:
Tonight with me she'll be so exciting
I want her all for myself
Temptation ass looking through my-my-my soul
Temptation ass, you got to love me
Got to love me tonight
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by plagiarism » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:45 pm
The best titles on my iPod:
Clean Up Your Ass - Dykeenies
Lazy Ass - Silversun Pickups
Mogdliani (Lost in Your Ass) - Book of Love
Smoke Gets in Your Ass - many artists
Clean Up Your Ass - Dykeenies
Lazy Ass - Silversun Pickups
Mogdliani (Lost in Your Ass) - Book of Love
Smoke Gets in Your Ass - many artists
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by MrOktober » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:31 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by TragicMagic[/i]
<br>No to mention
Blue Ass - Elton John
or
Behind Blue Ass - The Who (eewww.. Elton would have loved that)
There's a lot of blue ass's about.
TM
[/quote]
I prefer Peter Murphy's Indigo Ass to Elton John's Blue Ass.
See through faded, super jaded and out of my mind
<br>No to mention
Blue Ass - Elton John
or
Behind Blue Ass - The Who (eewww.. Elton would have loved that)
There's a lot of blue ass's about.
TM
[/quote]
I prefer Peter Murphy's Indigo Ass to Elton John's Blue Ass.
See through faded, super jaded and out of my mind
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by zill » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:32 am
Before we move on to something completely different, I'll contribute a couple of "next wave" tunes...
O. Children - Dead Ass Lover...eeewww
The Baddies - Open One Ass..."we'll all sleep better tonight if we open one ass, if we open one ass"
O. Children - Dead Ass Lover...eeewww
The Baddies - Open One Ass..."we'll all sleep better tonight if we open one ass, if we open one ass"
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by SallyLightfoot » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:45 am
Lord of the New Church: "Open your ass, see the light right in front of you"
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by MikeP » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:43 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by MrOktober[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by TragicMagic[/i]
<br>No to mention
Blue Ass - Elton John
or
Behind Blue Ass - The Who (eewww.. Elton would have loved that)
There's a lot of blue ass's about.
TM
[/quote]
I prefer Peter Murphy's Indigo Ass to Elton John's Blue Ass.
[/quote]
Mike Score preferred auburn hair and tawny ass![:D]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by TragicMagic[/i]
<br>No to mention
Blue Ass - Elton John
or
Behind Blue Ass - The Who (eewww.. Elton would have loved that)
There's a lot of blue ass's about.
TM
[/quote]
I prefer Peter Murphy's Indigo Ass to Elton John's Blue Ass.
[/quote]
Mike Score preferred auburn hair and tawny ass![:D]
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