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Elevators

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:57 am
by zill
I've noticed that in every building I've ever worked in with an elevator, all the fat fuckers seem to get off on the second floor. Imagine if only they'd walk that one flight of stairs every day...lazy fucking wankers.
OK, I'm in a bad mood today. Feel free to call me an intolerant cunt.

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:41 pm
by TragicMagic
Fat Cunt is as Fat Cunt does.
That is why they are stinky fat fucks.
Those that help themselves shall reap the rewards of health and a shagg or two.
I am sharing your bad mood day, hence people may feel free to think likewise of me.
TM

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:53 pm
by wherewereuin82
Cheer up princess, tomorrow will be better.
Mine is electric scooters. It's just an excuse for fat people not to have use anything more than a thumb to get to the next buffet.
Isn't there already a thread for this?

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:09 pm
by coop41
I'm a third-floor stairwalker and apparently, some jackass from the 2nd floor drone patrol came upstairs (elevator I'm guessing) and took off all the aerators(?) on the faucets in the men's room like some sixth grade delinquent. One company occupies the entire building with the sole exception of my company which shares space on the top floor with all the suits from said company. I walked in to the bathroom and it looked like a lake in there. Maintenance found all of the removed items wrapped in a paper towel in the bottom of the waste basket. Really?

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:40 pm
by eight6
[quote]Originally posted by zill
Imagine if only they'd walk that one flight of stairs every day...lazy fucking wankers.
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...and risk having one of these fat fucks lose their balance, fall back and kill coop on his way up to the third floor? Not worth the health benefits if you ask me.
Re: fatasses on scooters...GET OFF the fucking road with that thing!!!

Posted:
Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:26 pm
by TragicMagic
.. and they fucking stink like old shoes and grubby flaps.

Posted:
Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:42 am
by Bitter Almonds
<p align="justify">Worse than that is when these fatfucks get a "handicapped" plate. Fuckin' lazy, lardarsed, cunts should just cease shoveling so much goddamn food into their troughs! There, "handicap" solved. Anyway, yes, I have noticed these heiffers test the elevator's weight limit just to waddle out onto the second floor[}:)]
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Posted:
Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:35 am
by djcraig
In Wisconsin, I believe those what's known as "Hotties"!
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