Only those of us who have lived on Long Island (N.Y.) will truly appreciate this...
Subject: You Know You're a Long Island New Waver When...
you can relate to any of the following:
1. You've always loved The Cure and you own several of their "records."
2. You actually know someone who went to "Sachem".
3. Seeing a concert at Jones Beach Marine Theater - the best place in the world to see a show. (Bonus points if you're old enough to have seen Guy Lombardo pilot his speedboat past the seats at full throttle!)
4. Is it just me, or is every girl from Rockville Centre a bitch? ....hey, watch it!!
5. You went to the Malibu before it closed.
6. Heartbeat, Paris and the OBI!!
7. If you're not from Long Island or one of the five boroughs, you're not really from "NEW YAWK!"
8. You don't go to Manhattan... you go to "The City."
9. When someone asks you, "where are you from?", you don't say N.Y... you say "from Lawn Guylan" like it was already the 51st state.
10. You never, EVER, want to "change at Jamaica."
11. You never realize you have an accent until you leave (or until you go back for a visit and everyone sounds funny!)
12. You know that The Bank was a cool club in the city
13. The Belt Parkway SUCKS!
14. You've been to Spies.
15. You replace the letter "r" from the end of words that end with "r" with an "ah"...i.e., beah, mothah, fathah, sistah, brotha.
16. You curse..........A LOT!
17. Buttons covered your jean jacket
18. You listen to bands like Any Trouble, Sparks and ABC
19. Going to the diner at 2:00 a.m. after clubbing was a must
20. You've "cruised" on Hempstead Turnpike, Jericho Turnpike, or Northern Blvd. in a Mustang GT or a convertible with the top DOWN.
21. You know the band "Skinny Puppy"
22. You've walked through the tunnels at Smith's Point or the underpass at Jones Beach.
23. You've gotten drunk at the Boardy Barn.
24. You know the difference between WLIR and WDRE, even though they played the same music.
25. You know the difference between New Wave music and Complaint Rock!
26. No matter how old we get the music is still damn good!!!
