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Posted: **Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:55 pm**

Since a lot here dont like The Smiths, lets play this game. We know the rules already but this time, we will do it in REVERSE.

Vote 2 songs, and i mean 2 songs that you think is the BEST Smiths song and so on and so forth until the worst song is left. And that song will be judged The Smiths WORST Song. [:D]

Ok guys, lets have fun. Dont forget your sarcastic, funny quips about the song you choose. [:D]

01. This Charming Man
02. William It Was Really Nothing
03. What Difference Does It Make
04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before
05. Girlfriend In A Comma
06. Half A Person
07. Rubber Ring
08. How Soon Is Now
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
13. Panic
14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
16. Heaven Knows Im Miserable Now
17. Ask
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
21. Big Mouth Strikes Again
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
23. Shakespeare Sister
24. Girl Afraid
25. Reel Around The Mountain
26. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Love Me
27. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

BTW, this is the best The Smiths can offer. Its taken from their Best Of....album released in our country.

Smiths haters, let your voice be heard. [:D]

Posted: **Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:13 pm**

"05. Girlfriend In A Comma". Girlfriend in a "Comma"? Most promiscuous young lads would rather have Girlfriend in a Period (because then it's my, my, my, my, my, my baby goodbye--at least for the time being).

01. This Charming Man
02. William It Was Really Nothing
03. What Difference Does It Make
04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before
06. Half A Person
07. Rubber Ring
08. How Soon Is Now
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
13. Panic
14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
16. Heaven Knows Im Miserable Now
17. Ask
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
21. Big Mouth Strikes Again
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
23. Shakespeare Sister
24. Girl Afraid
25. Reel Around The Mountain
26. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Love Me
27. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Posted: **Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:29 pm**

hey iposse...you can vote 2 best song at a time[;)]

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:17 am**

I'm a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg. So, if you Ask me, good things can happen when Morrissey takes happy pills.

01. This Charming Man
02. William It Was Really Nothing
03. What Difference Does It Make
04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before
05. Girlfriend In A Comma
06. Half A Person
07. Rubber Ring
08. How Soon Is Now
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
13. Panic
14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
16. Heaven Knows Im Miserable Now

18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
21. Big Mouth Strikes Again
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
23. Shakespeare Sister
24. Girl Afraid
25. Reel Around The Mountain
26. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Love Me
27. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

** The opportunity to select 2 songs politely declined. **

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:20 am**

Not an easy job to do!
13. Panic
26. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Love Me

01. This Charming Man
02. William It Was Really Nothing
03. What Difference Does It Make
04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before
06. Half A Person
07. Rubber Ring
08. How Soon Is Now
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
16. Heaven Knows Im Miserable Now
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
21. Big Mouth Strikes Again
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
23. Shakespeare Sister
24. Girl Afraid
25. Reel Around The Mountain

27. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

No comments this time.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:43 am**

I disagree with the premise, but I'll play along.

03. What Difference Does It Make
and
21. Big Mouth Strikes Again

are great songs!

01. This Charming Man
02. William It Was Really Nothing

04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before
06. Half A Person
07. Rubber Ring
08. How Soon Is Now
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
16. Heaven Knows Im Miserable Now
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill

22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
23. Shakespeare Sister
24. Girl Afraid
25. Reel Around The Mountain

27. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:41 am**

"01. This Charming Man" and "27. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" are classics.

02. William It Was Really Nothing
04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before
06. Half A Person
07. Rubber Ring
08. How Soon Is Now
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
16. Heaven Knows Im Miserable Now
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
23. Shakespeare Sister
24. Girl Afraid
25. Reel Around The Mountain

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:36 am**

From what songs are left I like:
07. Rubber Ring
08. How Soon Is Now? (how soon is it?)

02. William It Was Really Nothing
04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before
06. Half A Person
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
16. Heaven Knows Im Miserable Now
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
23. Shakespeare Sister
24. Girl Afraid
25. Reel Around The Mountain

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Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:22 am**

I also like the Smiths, and some of Morrissey's stuff, but that's besides the point here. Of what's left 16. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now and 23. Shakespeare's Sister (among many others) should NOT be the winner. (And the one I think should be the winner was the first to go--the one I thought was way overhyped when it first came out ("Girlfriend in a Coma")--I just don't get my fellow outposters sometimes. [:)] )

02. William It Was Really Nothing
04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before
06. Half A Person
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual

18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore

24. Girl Afraid
25. Reel Around The Mountain

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:24 am**

Half a Person and Reel Around the Fountain...wonderful loathing.

02. William It Was Really Nothing
04. Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before

09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
24. Girl Afraid

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:39 am**

You will NOT stop me from dropping number 4, and you will not make that same mistake again--listing number 24 on such a contest!

02. William It Was Really Nothing
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:16 am**

I'll save

14. The Boy With The Thorn On His Side
15. The Headmaster Ritual

from ignominy.

02. William It Was Really Nothing
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
18. Oscillate Wildly
19. Nowhere Fast
20. Still Ill
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:09 am**

If I Oscillate Wildly, I want to puke. Since I'm Still Ill, I'll save these two.

02. William It Was Really Nothing
09. Hand In Glove
10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite
11. Sheila Take A Bow
12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
19. Nowhere Fast
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:12 am**

I'll steal "10. Shoplifters Of The World Unite" and take home "12. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others"

02. William It Was Really Nothing
09. Hand In Glove
11. Sheila Take A Bow
19. Nowhere Fast
22. That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:13 am**

"That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore" . . . that song isn't good enough anymore.

02. William It Was Really Nothing
09. Hand In Glove
11. Sheila Take A Bow
19. Nowhere Fast

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