Crappy Songs. Any Ideas?

[bootsinsf]

NEED I SAY MORE ?
Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
Ebony, ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)

[DonGately]

Then there is this classic from Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger:

Gotta be mine
'Cos you're so fine
I like your style, hey
It makes me wild
You give it to me good, wow
Just like you know you should
Get me on my knees
Please, baby, please, listen, listen, listen, yeah

You look so great, everytime I see your face
You put me in a state, uh, uh, uh, uh
A state of shock

Please, ooh, ow
Let it rip, ow, I like it
Ow

You put me on my knees
Please, baby, please
I know you like to tease
Please, baby, please, wow, wow

So give it to me good, do it, do it
Just like you know you should, yeah, hey
I love the way you walk
Talk baby talk, listen, listen

You look so great, everytime I see your face
You put me in a state, uh, uh, uh, uh
A state of shock

Wow, I got it
Hey, a state of shock
Ow
Wow
Ow, give it to me baby

Yeah, a state of shock
Hey, listen, ow
Drive me wild
Ow, let me see you walk baby
A state of shock
Wow
Uh, uh, uh, uh
A state of shock
A state of shock
Everybody sing with me, listen

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Wow
Nah, nah, nah, nah
Ha, ha, wow, wow, wow

Na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na, na, go for it
Na, na, na, na, na, na, wow, wow, wow
Na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah, yeah

Da, da, da, da, da, da
Da, da, da, da, da, da, wow
Da, da, da, da, da, da
Da, da, da, da, da, da, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
A state of shock, I like it
A state of shock, I can feel it
A state of shock, go
A state of shock, ah ha
A state of shock, ah ha, uh
A state of shock, woo hoo
A state of shock

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

[design_femme]

Anything by Happy Flowers, although they're funny on purpose.

How about some Throbbing Gristle, if you want to go the painful noise route?

Cheesy and awful? Hmm, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua?

or

"Ricoooooooooo… Suaveeeeeeeeee…"

[New Wave Dave]

Then there's always the Bowie/Queen tune, "Under Pressure".

:barf:

[plagiarism]

[quote][i]Originally posted by waldnorm[/i]
<br>now for some reason the general campy nature of "Mickey" does not get on my nerves, though a B-52's rewrite would've helped make it cooler. [:D]
[/quote]

This is giving me the chills. Fred sing-chanting "Oh Mickey, you're so fine. Let's meet and have a baby now."