Out of all the countless swag and free magazines that week, this unassuming little rag called Misprint was by far the most entertaining read. Totally irreverent but spot-on reviews and quips. Thanks to coop for finding these online...
http://issuu.com/misprintmagazine/docs/vol3_no5
"The XX - After watching these totally boring goth C-grade Limey primary school Foot Locker empolyees mope through their show, I can't hlep but think that I would have been more entertained watching them cobble together their set list whilst eating beans-on-toast rather than seeing them actually perform."
"Cheap Trick - Is it possible for anyone to be remotely excited about this band? They have the worst 'famous' logo of all time that looks more like the sign above a porno bookstore/sandwich shop than anything rock 'n roll. And the five neck guitar that one dude plays? Filling the roster out with four corn-fucker rhythm guitarists from the Illinois bar circuit would be less embarrassing."
"Stone Temple Pilots - The first time around, STP was nothing but a band-aid to tide me over between Pearl jam records. But now Scott Weiland is out of rehab and has nothing better to do than call up the poor broken dudes in his old band to come party with him and his 12-step sponsor Courtney Love...Scott, just in case you pick this up in the gutter outside of your tour bus, I want to state for the record that Velvet Revolver sucked my mossy balls."
"She + Him - The only reason this 'band' is noteworthy is because 5,000 dudes will show up hoping to have sex with Zooey Deschanel."
"Damage Pants - They are awesome. I'm going to be there eating a shitty taco, breastfeeding and ignoring all the rest of these crappy bands."