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Awful Pick Up Lines
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by club80 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:21 pm
How about "I'm going to have sex with you tonight anyway. You might as well be there".
Or...
Ask her if she knows the difference between a bologna sandwich and a hummer. If she says no, ask her if she wants to go on a picnic.
We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
Or...
Ask her if she knows the difference between a bologna sandwich and a hummer. If she says no, ask her if she wants to go on a picnic.
We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
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by zill » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:40 pm
[quote][i]Originally posted by TragicMagic[/i]
Anyway - try "show us yer tits" in your best Aussie accent and you never know.. you might see some in your travels.[/quote]
Ouch! Fuck, either my accent is no good or the girls at this party are just too uptight! I just got punched! [B)]
Maybe I'll try Blir's...<pause>
OK...now everyone is just awkwardly staring at me...
Soooo, l-a-d-i-e-s, if you were stuck on an island with one NWO member, who would it be? Huh? Huh?
Anyway - try "show us yer tits" in your best Aussie accent and you never know.. you might see some in your travels.[/quote]
Ouch! Fuck, either my accent is no good or the girls at this party are just too uptight! I just got punched! [B)]
Maybe I'll try Blir's...<pause>
OK...now everyone is just awkwardly staring at me...
Soooo, l-a-d-i-e-s, if you were stuck on an island with one NWO member, who would it be? Huh? Huh?
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by wherewereuin82 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:57 pm
[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by TragicMagic[/i]
Anyway - try "show us yer tits" in your best Aussie accent and you never know.. you might see some in your travels.[/quote]
Ouch! Fuck, either my accent is no good or the girls at this party are just too uptight! I just got punched! [B)]
Maybe I'll try Blir's...<pause>
OK...now everyone is just awkwardly staring at me...
Soooo, l-a-d-i-e-s, if you were stuck on an island with one NWO member, who would it be? Huh? Huh?
[/quote]
Any Quebecois madamoiselle's at the party? "Show us your poutine" might work.
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by TragicMagic[/i]
Anyway - try "show us yer tits" in your best Aussie accent and you never know.. you might see some in your travels.[/quote]
Ouch! Fuck, either my accent is no good or the girls at this party are just too uptight! I just got punched! [B)]
Maybe I'll try Blir's...<pause>
OK...now everyone is just awkwardly staring at me...
Soooo, l-a-d-i-e-s, if you were stuck on an island with one NWO member, who would it be? Huh? Huh?
[/quote]
Any Quebecois madamoiselle's at the party? "Show us your poutine" might work.
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by zill » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:39 pm
[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
Any Quebecois madamoiselle's at the party? "Show us your poutine" might work.
[/quote]
Can I dip my french fry in your gravy?
Oooo, that sounds dirty!
Any Quebecois madamoiselle's at the party? "Show us your poutine" might work.
[/quote]
Can I dip my french fry in your gravy?
Oooo, that sounds dirty!
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by karenstar » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:06 pm
i always did love a good pickup line.
These are 2 that were actually used on me:
Can I put my face between your breasts & make motorcycle sounds.
Look at you with all those curves & me with no brakes.
"Have fun storming the castle!"
These are 2 that were actually used on me:
Can I put my face between your breasts & make motorcycle sounds.
Look at you with all those curves & me with no brakes.
"Have fun storming the castle!"
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by TragicMagic » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:25 pm
[quote][i]Originally posted by karenstar[/i]
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Can I put my face between your breasts & make motorcycle sounds.
[/quote]
Bwaaaaaaahahaha [:D]
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Can I put my face between your breasts & make motorcycle sounds.
[/quote]
Bwaaaaaaahahaha [:D]
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by Spectre General » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:18 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>You gotta fight...for your right...to shaaaaaaaag me!
[/quote]
This is either a reference to something I don't understand (not the Beastie Boys) or you took some really weird pills on the 31st... I would however bust out laughing if I heard anyone say that anywhere near me.
Only one I can think of right now that I haven't seen yet:
That shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too.
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What is love after all
but occasional steps
of a dance.........
.......In a trance?
<br>You gotta fight...for your right...to shaaaaaaaag me!
[/quote]
This is either a reference to something I don't understand (not the Beastie Boys) or you took some really weird pills on the 31st... I would however bust out laughing if I heard anyone say that anywhere near me.
Only one I can think of right now that I haven't seen yet:
That shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too.
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What is love after all
but occasional steps
of a dance.........
.......In a trance?
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by birdmadgirl » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:19 am
"Let's play carpenter. We'll get hammered and I'll nail you."
Works for me every single time. [;)]
Works for me every single time. [;)]
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by CounterCircular » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:42 am
One I'd like to hear from a woman.............
"I'm gonna throw you down on your bed and suck your cock so hard you'll be pulling your sheets outta your ass for the next week"
"I'm gonna throw you down on your bed and suck your cock so hard you'll be pulling your sheets outta your ass for the next week"
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by CounterCircular » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:18 am
A few others..........
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hey gorgeous, my name's Jim....that's so you know what to scream
Oh, so you're a bird watcher (then pull out the meat).....so would you take this for a swallow?
The word of the day is "legs"....let's go back to my place and spread the word
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on your lips, then I'll move up to your belly button
So you like my belt buckle? It would look better against your forehead.
Hi, I'm Jim.....I eat pussy like a woman
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?
Walk up to a woman and ask her if she can lick her nipples. If she says no, then say "Can I"
I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later
I'll fuck you so well the neighbors will have a cigarette when we're done
If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?
Another guys would like to hear from a woman.........I don't know much about hardware, but I bet I could screw your nuts off
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.
Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted, maybe 6 hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.
I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. How about I put some words in your mouth?
My dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hey gorgeous, my name's Jim....that's so you know what to scream
Oh, so you're a bird watcher (then pull out the meat).....so would you take this for a swallow?
The word of the day is "legs"....let's go back to my place and spread the word
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on your lips, then I'll move up to your belly button
So you like my belt buckle? It would look better against your forehead.
Hi, I'm Jim.....I eat pussy like a woman
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?
Walk up to a woman and ask her if she can lick her nipples. If she says no, then say "Can I"
I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later
I'll fuck you so well the neighbors will have a cigarette when we're done
If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?
Another guys would like to hear from a woman.........I don't know much about hardware, but I bet I could screw your nuts off
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.
Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted, maybe 6 hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.
I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. How about I put some words in your mouth?
My dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?
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