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For all those men who say "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free", here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?- because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.[:D]

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.....Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......the Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Do I hear any objection?[:p][:D]

Gee, sounds like you had a bad experience.
You should start dating chicks if men are so bad. Everyone loves lesbians![:D]

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You should start dating chicks if men are so bad. Everyone loves lesbians![:D]
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Gwaaaaarrrrkkkkkk!!![xx(]

Btw, how's the "robot"?[;)][:D]

Yah, I agree, sounds like you've had a bad experience. You WILL find a terrific guy who deserves a cool gal like you[:)].

I've always been uncomfortable with man-bashing. It helps that I've not had bad experiences, I guess. Can't lump one gender as spotty just because of some who are weirdos. heh!

None hear but I laughing my ass off if that counts

Nah, actually, I love men! I have been blessed with 3 adorable bros who treat me like a gold![:D] I just have the knack of bashing men for the heck of it![B)]

... but really now, how will I ever find a boyfriend if most of the guys I meet are like these?:[V][:D]

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Then, I met this Dutch guy just a week ago and after a few nights out, he says HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!!! WTF??? Did he really think I would believe him??? Or did he think he could lure me to bed by saying that? Ridiculous!!!

... or... is it possible? Could you really fall in love in a span of 1 week???[8)]

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For all those men who say "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free", here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?- because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.[:D]

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Maybe our old buddy Sam's lurking? I'm sure he'd be willing to solve all
your problems and slip you some "soss"age. You may have to dress up like Madonna though. [:D][:D]

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[quote][i]Originally posted by Rubbeet921[/i]
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... or... is it possible? Could you really fall in love in a span of 1 week???[8)]

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Attractive women like you who actually LOVE music are a rare find and I can assure you that there are probably 78 active members of this board who would fall in love with you in a heartbeat....
....if you weren't so anti-men!

Y



SPAZ
Born of innocence. Free of ignorance.

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Rubbeet (speaking to guy on left side of photo): Is that a bottle of ketchup or are you just happy to see me?



SPAZ
Born of innocence. Free of ignorance.

[quote]Originally posted by Rubbeet921
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For all those men who say "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free", here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?- because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.[:D]

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.....Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......the Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Do I hear any objection?[:p][:D]

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1. So, if dudes are laxatives, why do broads get fat[}:)]
2. Uhuhuhuhuuh huhuh. You said, "banana". At least you didn't say, "Baby carrot" or "chili pepper"[}:)]
3. You bet guys change! That's why divorce rate goes up every year![:D]
4. Blenders... a quick smoothie?[8D][:p]
5. Yes, but you say this like it's a [i]bad[/i] thing[8D]
6. If we were honest, human population would've gone extinct centuries ago. Only the most deceitful and manipulative dudes get along the best with womyns[V]
7. ... and both are a good thing[8D]
8. ... and when they finally mature, you realise it isn't worth that much after all[:D]
9. Well, don't wear too much shit on your face[}:)]
10. Womyn are like popcorn, they are meant to be popped and that's good... but they can get really stale really fast[:D]
11. If y'all don't know what a blessing a snowstorm is in terms of... [:I] , then you are already stale[:D]
12. Very poisonous too, if you break them[}:)]
13. Broads need to park?! Why, they don't even know how to drive![:X]



Rubbeet,

We LOEV you <3[:)]

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Not even his resemblance to Marvymarv can make you love the dude on the right?

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[:D][:D]

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I know why you can't meet good guys. its because you go to bars, bash men, and drink orange juice and ketchup with a straw. What do you expect? I respect the girls on this board too much to women bash but I have a few zingers if you like.

By the way rubbs, I met someone from the board and plan on meeting a few more. Come to NY!

Men... you hate them and love them at the same time.
I sometimes think "wtf?? I don't need men" and consider a potus-like life ahead of me. But the problem, is that I like men way too much. Just their smell, their voice.. and so many things that I like from them. And I don't think they are less honest than girls..
I'm sure you'll meet someone Rub... there's always a chance when you least expect it.
Me??? I'm back to single as always and having loads of fun. I've been asked out a lot lately. The other day this guy carried my umbrella like for 10 block so I could walk safely and don't get even a bit wet. It was so weird!!! I felt powerful!! [:D] Anyway, there are a couple of options to date which I have to consider carefully.

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Hey baby, what's your sign?

God, I wouldn't date that!! Looks like a serial killer.

However... I don't have any standards when picking guys. I've dated like all types of them.

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