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Postby enzfan » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:43 am

Sitting here on the computer while the kids watch SpongeBob and a commercial for a new Barbie comes on. It involves Barbie at the park with her dog. She feeds it a round brown pellet and when he swallows it he drops two smaller capsule shaped objects out of his ass, then Barbie proceeds to use her pooper scooper to pick up the crap and deposit it in the doogie do container. What's next nurse Barbie with the catheter Ken doll with optional colonic cleansing set.
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Postby Panorama » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:58 am

Yep... Fetish Barbie

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Postby newwavepunkgirl » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:13 am

It is strange alright! Maybe it will teach kids about how to look after a dog and put them off having a real one LMAO![:D]

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Postby WolverineSyr » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:13 am

I'll admit, I was skeptical.

Behold:
http://www.etoys.com/genProduct.html/PI ... code=cii_0

Since when has cleaning up dog poop been a fun play-time kind of thing? You have to drag me out of the house to clean up the back yard.

(But I do...just in case you were thinking I have mountains of dog poop in my yard...I don't)[:D]
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Postby birdmadgirl » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:45 am

This is so weird. I have a 6-year-old daughter who loves Barbie dolls, but there's no way she'd have Barbie bee-bopping about the Barbie house backyard picking up poo. Her Barbies are busy going to the beach and parties [:)] If I even suggested such a poop-scooping Barbie, she'd probably scream and run off from me.

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Postby enzfan » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:27 am

Barbie better count her blessings that she wasn't teamed with a Mastiff, she'd be packing a big shovel instead.
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Postby marie3 » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:43 am

My 70 year old neighbor used to wear a shirt that said:
"I hate Barbie, the bitch has everything"
Apparently it's true. [:p]
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Postby Panorama » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:03 pm

Poo sold separately... [:D][;)]

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Postby Grunch » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:12 pm

Then there is Divorced Barbie.....she comes with all of Ken's stuff
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Postby iposse » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:35 pm

You can see the TV commercial for Barbie and her pooping friend at the Barbie website:

http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activi ... een_on_tv/
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Postby Panorama » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:20 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by iposse[/i]
<br>You can see the TV commercial for Barbie and her pooping friend at the Barbie website:

http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activi ... een_on_tv/
[/quote]That so cute [:D][;)]

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Postby abacab66 » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:55 pm

I blame this all on Paris Hilton.

Hey Wolvie, is there a Wolverine pooper scooper?[:0]
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Postby Grunch » Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:45 pm

If they are getting ideas from the thing with no talent who inherits a fortune and wouldn't know the first thing about earning anything, they should come out with:

Tramp Barbie - comes with knee pads and video camera
Drunk Barbie - comes with fake vomit and holier than thou attitude
Shallow Barbie - personality and concern for others sold separately
Useless Barbie -comes with everything,uses everyone,good for nothing
Posing Barbie - comes with stupid smile, fake look, zero charm
STD Barbie - comes with multiple STD's in all orifices
Wipe My Ass Barbie - Comes with attached mouth caption "You don't expect me to do this"
Celibate Barbie - sorry, was impossible to make, legs would not close
Mannequin Barbie - comes as herself
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Postby newwavepunkgirl » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by Grunch[/i]
<br>If they are getting ideas from the thing with no talent who inherits a fortune and wouldn't know the first thing about earning anything, they should come out with:

Tramp Barbie - comes with knee pads and video camera
Drunk Barbie - comes with fake vomit and holier than thou attitude
Shallow Barbie - personality and concern for others sold separately
Useless Barbie -comes with everything,uses everyone,good for nothing
Posing Barbie - comes with stupid smile, fake look, zero charm
STD Barbie - comes with multiple STD's in all orifices
Wipe My Ass Barbie - Comes with attached mouth caption "You don't expect me to do this"
Celibate Barbie - sorry, was impossible to make, legs would not close
Mannequin Barbie - comes as herself






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Put the claws back! MEOW![:D]

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Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:48 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by newwavepunkgirl[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Grunch[/i]
<br>If they are getting ideas from the thing with no talent who inherits a fortune and wouldn't know the first thing about earning anything, they should come out with:

Tramp Barbie - comes with knee pads and video camera
Drunk Barbie - comes with fake vomit and holier than thou attitude
Shallow Barbie - personality and concern for others sold separately
Useless Barbie -comes with everything,uses everyone,good for nothing
Posing Barbie - comes with stupid smile, fake look, zero charm
STD Barbie - comes with multiple STD's in all orifices
Wipe My Ass Barbie - Comes with attached mouth caption "You don't expect me to do this"
Celibate Barbie - sorry, was impossible to make, legs would not close
Mannequin Barbie - comes as herself






[/quote]

Put the claws back! MEOW![:D]

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Claws Barbie ?? That sounds like a fun one to have in the collection. [:0][}:)]
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