Before and After

[DonGately]

[quote]

Stoned roosters have a problem that, according to a part of Genesis, was unlikely to occur
[/quote]

Clue 2:
A guy from one of Waldnorm's clues and his old band found another problem in the air tonight, even though that was improbable

[plagiarism]

Um, Something's Gone Wrong Again-st All Odds?

If so, then

Officer Gannon's (or Robinson Crusoe's) confession that he has passions for Marlene Dietrich.

[DonGately]

[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]
<br>Um, Something's Gone Wrong Again-st All Odds?

If so, then

Officer Gannon's confession that he has passions for Marlene Dietrich.
[/quote]

You got it, Plagiarism.

[iposse]

Friday I'm in Love with a German Film Star

You will need no ticket, diamond rings, or eighteen karat gold, if you wish to ride this train.

[waldnorm]

Kundalini Express Yourself

[b]Sting does donuts around a sorrowful Marc [/b]

[plagiarism]

Driven to Tears Run Rings


XERF can be heard behind the Iron Curtain

[rotator]

[b]Mexican Radio Free Europe[/b]

It's all the brothers Ron and Russell Mael, and apparently James Brown, can think about....

[waldnorm]

All You Ever Think About Is Sex Machine

[b]The gold dust woman retreated Mike Peters' advances [b]

[iposse]

The Stand Back

Kate Garner and Michael Stipe team up to create the most annoying song ever!!!

[waldnorm]

Shiny Shiny Happy People

[b] Billy monitors himself step by step. Laura would also do so, but in an Italian manner. [/b]

[plagiarism]

[quote][i]Originally posted by iposse[/i]
Kate Garner and Michael Stipe team up to create the most annoying song ever!!!
[/quote]

It's funny because it's true. Oh, wait. That's someone else's line. [:D]

[iposse]

[quote][i]Originally posted by waldnorm[/i]
<br>Shiny Shiny Happy People

[b] Billy monitors himself step by step. Laura would also do so, but in an Italian manner. [/b]
[/quote]

Dancing With My-Self Control

Bono worries that "so many adventures couldn't happen today" because he is scouring his house for missing car keys

Edit: Added quotation marks

[iposse]

Clue #2: Bono laments that if he can't locate his remote control, he'll have to entertain himself by "watching the skies"

Edit: Added quotation marks

[waldnorm]

This is a guess--I'll wait for Iposse to see if I'm right

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For Clues

[iposse]

Normally I'd wait much longer between clues, but these things are pretty fun to write.

Clue #3: Bono fears he can't "dance in style, dance for awhile," when he can't locate the one sock that's been eaten up by his dryer.

Clue #4: Bono worries that Saddam will "be going to drop the bomb" because he can't uncover the weapons of mass destruction.

Clue #5: Bono can't locate all his deleted posts and threads on the New Wave Outpost and needs a guarantee that "sooner or later they will [not] all be gone"