Morrissey, seconded. Can't sing. Can't play an instrument. Can't compose a melody. Can't write lyrics. Can't eat meat. Can't say he's gay. Don't drink, don't smoke, what can you do? Johnny Marr couldn't run far enough, that's for sure.
As for next wave groups, I'd have to say a three-way tie among Radiohead, The White Stripes and Arcade Fire. I'd like to exile anyone who dares to tell me Arcade Fire is brilliant. Those people don't need to be parroting Pitchfork... they need to be impaled with one.
