Most Un-PC Track in your playlist?

[i_like_lectric_motors]

How did I ever forget?

Bloodhound Gang - "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"

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Results:
Too much damage done. Go away. [78%] 63 votes
Yah! Kimiiii is back! Hip hip hooray! [22%] 18 votes

[Max Murdoc]

THE PORK DUKES!!!!!!! Excellent musicianship but very un-PC

I bought the LP a coupla hundred years ago....here's the lyrics to one of the tunes.

TIGHT PUSSY

Get up in the morning like to polish my wood
Got to keep my house looking good
Work hard all day so I like to play
With my pussy and my Jimmy Beam
I like my pussy and my Jimmy Beam
Oh Oh Ooh
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)

Punk lady walks down the street
Tom Cat say good to eat
Give me some of that London pride
With a pussy who's by my side
I need a pussy who is by my side
Oh Oh Ooh
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)

[Spoken in Ghanian Patois by Prince Vincent Bodjowah]
" I no like work
Work no be my palaver
Me an my woman
That kind of woman
Na go rest in Club MaBamba
Suck the Jimmy Beam
The Manmaker, Abiba, Mahmouna, Kuami an' Kwesi
Na go be there! Gunja Ma hai!"

Keep pussy happy and give her some cream
Taste good like Jimmy Beam
I like my pussy so I treat her right
But treat her bad and she'll scratch & fight
Treat her bad and she'll scratch & fight
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)

My apologies to all of our female members.
Turns out that members of Steeleye Span are/were The Dukes

http://www.punk77.co.uk/groups/porkdukes.htm

Max

The music you listen to is the soundtrack of your life.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by DonGately[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by bpdp3[/i]
<br>You sick bastards.

Off the top of my head, I'd go with "Jesus entering from the Rear" by the Feederz, off the classic 'Let Them Eat Jellybeans' compilation.
[/quote]

I loved Let Them Eat Jellybeans. Great cover, great album, and it came with a cool lyric sheet.
[/quote]

Yes....I still have that lyric sheet and the reagan cover is great art! Aside from the "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" which really isn't politically incorrect at all.
How about "Too Drunk To Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys?

[Ollie Stench]

[quote][i]Originally posted by djcraig[/i]
Now was "Move Them N**gers North" by David Alan Coe or was it Johnny Reb?
[/quote]

That was Johnny Reb.

[club80]

Don Gately...that lyric sheet from Let Them Eat Jellybeans...was that the sheet that listed about 300 bands on the reverse side? I think it said "If you like these bands, you should try these bands" or something of that nature.

Politically incorrect? How about "Fuck Christmas" by Fear?

[DonGately]

There's actually a wikipedia entry for Let Them Eat Jellybeans:

"Let Them Eat Jellybeans is a compilation album released by Alternative Tentacles in 1981. It was one of the earliest compilations of underground music in the United States and its original release included an insert of all of the punk bands known to be playing in the U.S. and Canada at that time. The first side of the LP features songs by a number of bands that formed the canon of American hardcore punk in the 1980s, while the second side features more of an art rock sound.

The album's title comes from the phrase "Let them eat cake" (supposedly said by Marie Antoinette). The use of the word jellybeans is in reference to Ronald Reagan, who was known to consider them his favorite candy.

At least two of the cuts on the punk side of the album have never been issued in the same form heard on Let Them Eat Jellybeans. The version of Black Flag's "Police Story" heard on ...Jellybeans was recorded during the sessions for the Six Pack EP and features Dez Cadena on lead vocals, although the album's insert features the then-current Damaged-era lineup with Henry Rollins. Also, the version of Dead Kennedys' "Nazi Punks Fuck Off!" is a wholly different recording than the versions heard on both In God We Trust, Inc. and the "Nazi Punks Fuck Off!" single.

The album has been in high demand for reissue from fans who have either worn out their original vinyl copies, or never got to hear the original compilation. However, Alternative Tentacles Records were forced to admit in their website's FAQ section in 1999 that they were unable to reissue the full original album due to licensing issues with Black Flag and what is referred to as "a falling out" between Jello Biafra and one of the other acts on the record, although no names are given. Likely possibilities for the unnamed act in question are said to be either Biafra's former band Dead Kennedys, with whom he was in a protracted copyright and royalty dispute with for several years, or The Feederz, whose lead singer had run off with Biafra's wife in 1986."


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[djcraig]

[i]One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
[/i]
Cold Ethyl- Alice Cooper


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[atlantamoi]

[quote][i]Originally posted by djcraig[/i]
<br>[i]
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
[/i]
Cold Ethyl- Alice Cooper


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[/quote] I think you need to hear that Code Blue song by TSOL mentioned earlier. Nasty.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by DonGately[/i]
<br>There's actually a wikipedia entry for Let Them Eat Jellybeans:

"Let Them Eat Jellybeans is a compilation album released by Alternative Tentacles in 1981. It was one of the earliest compilations of underground music in the United States and its original release included an insert of all of the punk bands known to be playing in the U.S. and Canada at that time. The first side of the LP features songs by a number of bands that formed the canon of American hardcore punk in the 1980s, while the second side features more of an art rock sound.

The album's title comes from the phrase "Let them eat cake" (supposedly said by Marie Antoinette). The use of the word jellybeans is in reference to Ronald Reagan, who was known to consider them his favorite candy.

At least two of the cuts on the punk side of the album have never been issued in the same form heard on Let Them Eat Jellybeans. The version of Black Flag's "Police Story" heard on ...Jellybeans was recorded during the sessions for the Six Pack EP and features Dez Cadena on lead vocals, although the album's insert features the then-current Damaged-era lineup with Henry Rollins. Also, the version of Dead Kennedys' "Nazi Punks Fuck Off!" is a wholly different recording than the versions heard on both In God We Trust, Inc. and the "Nazi Punks Fuck Off!" single.

The album has been in high demand for reissue from fans who have either worn out their original vinyl copies, or never got to hear the original compilation. However, Alternative Tentacles Records were forced to admit in their website's FAQ section in 1999 that they were unable to reissue the full original album due to licensing issues with Black Flag and what is referred to as "a falling out" between Jello Biafra and one of the other acts on the record, although no names are given. Likely possibilities for the unnamed act in question are said to be either Biafra's former band Dead Kennedys, with whom he was in a protracted copyright and royalty dispute with for several years, or The Feederz, whose lead singer had run off with Biafra's wife in 1986."


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[/quote]

There was a compilation album (evidently not this one) that credited Henry Garfield as the lead singer (Rollins' real last name). It's definitely something I have on vinyl. Any idea what album?

[DonGately]

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
There was a compilation album (evidently not this one) that credited Henry Garfield as the lead singer (Rollins' real last name). It's definitely something I have on vinyl. Any idea what album?
[/quote]

I have no idea.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by DonGately[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
There was a compilation album (evidently not this one) that credited Henry Garfield as the lead singer (Rollins' real last name). It's definitely something I have on vinyl. Any idea what album?
[/quote]


I have no idea.
[/quote]

I'll have to look

[NuWaveRx]

Late to this, but what the hell:

I shot Reagan--Suicidal Tendencies
Homo Truck Drivin Man--Pajama Slave Dancers
Jesus Was A RTerrorist--Dead Kennedys

[DonGately]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>How did I ever forget?

Bloodhound Gang - "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"
[/quote]

This song is so twisted. It's great. Many of the tracks on that album that could qualify for this list, like "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" and whichever song it is where the guy sings about needing a new vagina. But ALDISMBWTSIC is by far the most un-PC on the disc.

[Frank_Chickens]

Some by the masters of un-PC, Anal Cunt:

I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
Women: Nature's Punching Bag
I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I Became A Rape Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They asked For It
I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid


--

"As chairman of the Cradle of Filth fanclub I'm the most insensitive man in Britain, but even I can see there's tension there"

[design_femme]

Frank's post made me think of Happy Flowers!!! I don't have their stuff anymore, but I used to have a copy of [i]Oof![/i] with such classic tracks as:

Let's Eat the Baby (Like the Gerbils Did)

Finger in My Crackerjacks

There's a Soft Spot on the Baby's Head <---- messed up story about a kid who pushed his finger in on the "soft spot" of his infant brother [xx(][:D]