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by **phillyidol** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:11 am

Ok, it started with my wife doing stuff like walking into a room that I'm reading in, and she shuts off the lite and walks out. Then she came into a room I was in, shut the window, and leaves. Stuff like that happens alot and I just yell "HEY!". Or she will shut off the tv and walk out, or she will vaccuum while I'm on the phone or listening to music. Well she topped herself this weekend.
Let me describe the crime scene: I have a pool with a heater. A heater is a boiler that heats the pool and also throws out very hot air.
OK, I'm behind the pool in plain sight, I am painting a huge mural on a wall behind the pool. I have a can of oil based paint in my hand. I move over to behind the heater. I stand on a ladder directly over the heater to paint and......... she walks out into the yard, turns on the heater and walks back in the house!!!!!!!! Now what is worse? Burstung into flames? Or being cooked by the 500 degree exhaust? I scraem are you crazy?!!!! She says What? I'm painting! I have been all day! Notice the giant palm trees? She said oh, sorry.
I will spare you all the cursing that followed and the lesson on what exactly a boiler is, but I swear this woman is trying to kill me.
I hope you laughed, but its true! Am I married so long that I can burst into flames and she wont notice? I need a drink!

by **darwinsky** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:44 pm

So when phillyidol does not post any message for a week, do we then assume the worst?

dar

by **Panorama** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:11 pm

I smell a sitcom pilot -- something starring Tony Danza as phillyidol [:D]

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by **Rubbeet921** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:57 pm

[quote]Originally posted by phillyidol
[br]Ok, it started with my wife doing stuff like walking into a room that I'm reading in, and she shuts off the lite and walks out. Then she came into a room I was in, shut the window, and leaves. Stuff like that happens alot and I just yell "HEY!". Or she will shut off the tv and walk out, or she will vaccuum while I'm on the phone or listening to music. Well she topped herself this weekend.
Let me describe the crime scene: I have a pool with a heater. A heater is a boiler that heats the pool and also throws out very hot air.
OK, I'm behind the pool in plain sight, I am painting a huge mural on a wall behind the pool. I have a can of oil based paint in my hand. I move over to behind the heater. I stand on a ladder directly over the heater to paint and......... she walks out into the yard, turns on the heater and walks back in the house!!!!!!!! Now what is worse? Burstung into flames? Or being cooked by the 500 degree exhaust? I scraem are you crazy?!!!! She says What? I'm painting! I have been all day! Notice the giant palm trees? She said oh, sorry.
I will spare you all the cursing that followed and the lesson on what exactly a boiler is, but I swear this woman is trying to kill me.
I hope you laughed, but its true! Am I married so long that I can burst into flames and she wont notice? I need a drink!
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TO BE CONTINUED...

*Rubbeet patiently waits for the next interesting episode.* [:D]

by **marie3** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:09 pm

Oh come on Philly, that sweet women couldn't hurt a fly. [;)]

by **enzfan** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:13 am

Just watch out for that hair dryer if you are in the tub.

by **MattW** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:51 am

Hmmm... has she requested you get life insurance recently? [:D]

by **phillyidol** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:10 am

I have been telling everyone this story. Everyone at work was laughing their asses off. If you guys meet me, I have the gift of gabb. I can tell a great story. And they are all true!

Hey Marie, didn't you see that I want to kill him look in her eye? Actually, I doubt she is out to kill me, I just think that she doesnt notice I am here.

by **stella** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:15 am

Have you checked to see if you're invisible?

by **phillyidol** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:18 am

Want to laugh stella, today at work we tried to convince a guy he was not there. We figured it was stupid but he got really mad and yelled I am too here! No your not. He was pissed!

by **The_Freeman** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:15 am

[quote]Originally posted by phillyidol
[br]Well she topped herself this weekend.[/quote]

I got this far and read it as her having killed herself. The whole next sentence had me wondering why you weren't beside yourself with grief.

Bloody women eh, they'll do anything for a bit o' attention! (Ladies, please don't hit me!)

by **stella** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:06 am

Adult behavior in the work place, really. Freeman brings up a point though, maybe you're not paying enough attention to the wife.

The first time my husband turned off something I was watching without asking it would become an issue right then and there. I would never do it to him. Why did you do that, is there something you want me to do? The thing with the pool though that's another ball game. Maybe she’s pre occupied with something she’s not talking about?

by **phillyidol** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:57 am

Yeah, herself.

by **Frayo** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:18 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Yeah, herself.
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BOOYAH!

And the ref takes a point away!

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by **marie3** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:09 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>I have been telling everyone this story. Everyone at work was laughing their asses off. If you guys meet me, I have the gift of gabb. I can tell a great story. And they are all true!

Hey Marie, didn't you see that I want to kill him look in her eye? Actually, I doubt she is out to kill me, I just think that she doesnt notice I am here.
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Believe me Philly, she knows you are there. [:)]

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