Ugh, where to start..
Hayzee Fantayzee - Battle Song for etc. etc. - Aural wankery between two talentless nobodies. Considering the bloke behind this was the one in charge of Animal Magnet he should of known better.
Devo - Greatest Hits. Greatest Hits? Greatest Shits more like.
Sandra - Long Player. Bought on the strength of "I'll Never be Maria Magdalena". The rest of the album is nowhere near as good.
Private Lives - Prejudice & Pride. Cures insomia or your money back.
Doll by Doll - S/T. Caritas is a great song. The rest of the album is mediocre to say the least.
Dead Boys - Young, Loud and Snotty. Never has an album failed to live up to its promise. "Sonic Reducer" is a punk classic, but the rest? Bleh.
Pigbag - Best of. Includes the hit and many piss-poor versions of said hit.
Los Microwaves - Life After Breakfast. "Time To Get Up" is a quirky likeable song, the rest of it shows that they're one-trick ponies.
Industry - Stranger to Stranger. I hope selling out for your handful of magic beans was worth it. NOWHERE near as strong as their early material.
Endgames - Building Beauty. The synth stuff is good, but this only makes up a fraction of the album. The rest is crappy white funk.
Mummy Calls - S/T. Loved "Let's Go", the rest? UGH! Blandness to extreme.
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"As chairman of the Cradle of Filth fanclub I'm the most insensitive man in Britain, but even I can see there's tension there"

